Mr. DJ, would you please play me a song
and dedicate it to Elizabeth Edwards. I wanna hear Tangerine by Led Zeppelin and Homegrown by Neil Young. While you're at it play Almost Cut My Hair by Crosby Stills Nash & Young and dedicate it to John Edwards...
So I hear tell that 'lizabeth Edwards may never eat another tangerine because they have to be transported to the area she lives in. Apparently in her mind this will help slow down "global warming". But my question is; will Johnboy stop flying "that guy" across the country to trim his fearsome locks. 'Cause if he don't...she'd have to not buy an awful lot of tangerines to offset that jet fuel.
I'd like to help her out but I just can't do without my (British) Twining's Irish Breakfast Tea. That and the English Breakfast Tea and the Spiced Chai. Lipton will never do.
So I hear tell that 'lizabeth Edwards may never eat another tangerine because they have to be transported to the area she lives in. Apparently in her mind this will help slow down "global warming". But my question is; will Johnboy stop flying "that guy" across the country to trim his fearsome locks. 'Cause if he don't...she'd have to not buy an awful lot of tangerines to offset that jet fuel.
I'd like to help her out but I just can't do without my (British) Twining's Irish Breakfast Tea. That and the English Breakfast Tea and the Spiced Chai. Lipton will never do.
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